On August 4th, 2007 I got "promoted" to a weekend night auditor/night manager position at a four star Chicago hotel from 10:30pm to 7am on Saturday and Sunday nights.
These are my stories.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Almost Mugged
We had a guest who was very upset that she was almost mugged at the Taste of Chicago last weekend. Almost mugged = left her purse in a Porta-John and went back to find out it was still there.
The Auditor is a life long resident of Chicago. In Illinoisese this means he grew up in the suburbs and moved here when he was in his early twenties. He is approximately 1.8 inches taller than the average American male and can hold his breath for 7.3 minutes (citation needed). He has to wear an ugly tie to work.
No comments:
Post a Comment